• Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    Haley and horoscopes
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Supernatural: “Supernatural in one picture” Supernatural in one picture
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  • Chandler Bing and Ross Geller in Friends: “Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her? She is not Rachel.” What's wrong with her?
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  • Ross Geller, Chandler Bing and Monica Geller in Friends: “Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you. I'm not sure I can do that.” From the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
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  • Man and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division? I know of them.” Kind a
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  • Your husband has made porn and it's so bloody boring
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