Win a no-win situation by rewriting the rules
Why would you be embarrassed about dating her?
Perhaps I should have led with this
Back in my day ...
You don’t like your job, you don’t strike.
If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!
What do you want, a fucking medal?
What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Did you watch Bridget Jones again?
There's clearly no such search engine as "bing"