• Michael and Janet in The Good Place: “Can you chill out a little? Nope. It's gonna be the same every time.” Can you chill out a little?
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  • Ebony girl and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Best party ever! Right, Jess? You having fun? I'm having bourbon.” Best party ever!
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  • Gina Linetti, Charles Boyle and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Great, but what's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?” What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
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  • Don't touch anything
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” Such a sweetheart
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  • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “So Larry is allowed to sit on the couch and I’m not? Well, Larry is White. Hey you chose me! Oh.. Uh..” Well, Larry is White
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  • Doctor and Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad: “Sir, if you'd like to smoke, you need to be another 20 feet from the door. So, roll me further, bitch.” You need to be another 20 feet from the door
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  • Ari Gold and Lloyd in Entourage: “Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that’s gonna put a smile on his...” Why the fuck did you just tell him that
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I couldn't keep my hands off this one for that long. I can only imagine what Jay's going through.” Classic Phil!
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “This guy fucks.” This guy fucks.
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