• Grace Adler and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love? Fine. But no car antennas and say away from the...” Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love?
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “30 years from now, if you're still single and things don't work out with me and...” Too late, Stuart already called dibs
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  • Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “When i saw Kim's sex tape, as a mother, I wanted to kill her. But as a her manager...” I wanted to kill her
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  • Anne in After Life: “A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shade of which they know they will never sit in.” A society grows great
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Dear Lord, for what I 'm about to receive, may I not be poisoned, for the fourth time in four months.” Dear Lord
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.” I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.
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  • Joanna and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Bing? That's a great name. Thanks. It's gaelic for thy turkey's done.” Is it?
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  • Jess Day and Schmidt in New Girl: “We're a family. Families talk about things. No. Families ignore things until they go away.” We're a family. Families talk about things
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I hate the ocean! That's where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door.” I hate the ocean!
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “To my brilliant daughter... So, NOT you.” To my brilliant daughter
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