• Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I feel like I'm the Paris of people.” I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “If gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say we should let 'em.” If gays wanna get married
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Meemaw in Young Sheldon: “Poodle poop! Okay, somebody's got to teach this kid to swear, it's embarrassing.” Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Tom in Hells Kitchen: “And you, open those big eyes and watch what the fuck this guy is doing!!! Yes, Chef! Shut it and watch!” SHUT IT!
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Wait right there. Oh no-no-no, I'm paddling away!” Wait right there.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Trying is the first step towards failure.” Trying is the first step towards failure.
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  • Stewie Griffin and Inmate in Family Guy: “Hey, what are you in here for? I put pineapple on pizza. Brian, there's some bad people in here!” Rightfully so
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  • Penny and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “So, what do you guys do for fun around here? Well, today we tried masturbating for money.” What do you guys do for fun
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  • The Simpsons: “The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.” Savage
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, you say something nice now. Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's...” You say something nice now.
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