• I'm the fucking Supreme.
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  • Madison Montgomery in American Horror Story: “Do I have to blow you or something? You're a snack and I haven't had a good dicking in forever.” You're a snack
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  • Cordelia Goode and Myrtle Snow in American Horror Story: “Men are simple not equal to women when it comes to magical abilities.” Men are simple not equal to women
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  • Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt and Evie Gallant in American Horror Story: “You're ancient. He's looking for people to repopulate the Earth, not fill...” 52, right
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  • Michael Langdon in American Horror Story: “I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on Earth. And you almost are.” I ship them
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  • Mr. Gallant and Evie Gallant in American Horror Story: “People are going to die today. Let's have some burnt champagne.” My kind a gal
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  • Mr. Gallant and John Henry Moore in American Horror Story: “It just plays over and over, 24 hours a day. It's like Satan's Spotify playlist.” It just plays over and over and over
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  • The Simpsons: “All my dreams” All my dreams
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  • Homer Simpson and Hindu God in The Simpsons: “Please send me back to Earth. Yes, yes. You can be a turtle, or pharmaceutical CEO. Turtle, please.” Good choice
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop, Chidi Anagonye, Jason Mendoza and others in The Good Place: “I scratched it off, and I won $18,000! Wow! That's amazing!” Tahani is hilarious
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