• Joey the sexy mermaid
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  • Cameron Tucker and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “The opening is supposed to be in the back. No way. I don't want people to see my butt.” Luke... in the back!
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “You just woke up. How are you tired? Maybe because I'm turning food into a human!” You just woke up.
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  • Haley Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “In Legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.” Haley, this is real life
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Yes, when Michael took me to prom, I questioned his sexuality. But then... We made out. A couple times.” I am 90% sure he is 100% gay
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “You're not a pig. You're Daddy's little girl.” Are you selling your pot belly pig?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch...” Dont hate o the Hufflepuffs
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  • Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Dad, your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 year old, is pregnant with a baby you conceived...” Yes we would
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I'm sorry. Is it a vasecto-you, or a vasectomy?” Vasecto-who?
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  • Modern Family: “Not a real man.” Do you see it?
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