• Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “Man, he took the five of spades! No, here it is.” Man, he took the five of spades!
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  • Ross Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I got an extra futon. Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.” I got an extra futon.
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “Eighteen pages! Front and back.” Front and back.
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “We were on a break! If you say that one more time, I'll break up with you.” We were on a break!
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  • Joey the sexy mermaid
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  • Cameron Tucker and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “The opening is supposed to be in the back. No way. I don't want people to see my butt.” Luke... in the back!
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “You just woke up. How are you tired? Maybe because I'm turning food into a human!” You just woke up.
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  • Haley Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “In Legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.” Haley, this is real life
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Yes, when Michael took me to prom, I questioned his sexuality. But then... We made out. A couple times.” I am 90% sure he is 100% gay
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “You're not a pig. You're Daddy's little girl.” Are you selling your pot belly pig?
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