• Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “I find you guilty of murder, because you are killing it.” Howard as Sheldon
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “One time my brothers made me breathe helium. I tried to call for help but the only one who could...” I tried to call for help
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “You know, reach for the stars! As I said to my good friend Elon Musk! And then he shot his car into space!” And then he shot his car into space!
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing in Friends: “And, he has one of these. A face ass?” I want one of those
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  • Phoebe Buffay, Ross Geller and Monica Geller in Friends: “I didn't know Playboy prints jokes. Yeah, they print jokes, uh, interviews...” It’s not just about the pictures.
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “You're not easygoing, but you're passionate. And that's good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think...”
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.” Phoebe is such a badass
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “Oh my God, someone's killed Square Man.” Oh my God, someone’s killed Square Man.
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” Love her!!!
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “I mean yes, Rachel is my good friend and I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife.” The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
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