• Michael and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Whoa! You two are sleeping together? Only when we're done having sex.”
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I know that book. Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it's only kind of...” I know that book.
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  • Billy Dee Williams and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Hello, I'm Billy Dee Williams. Hello. I'm Gloria Dee wife.” I'm Billy Dee Williams.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Oh, my God. A classic Rolls Corniche. In my village, if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't...” Oh, my God. A classic Rolls Corniche.
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  • Manny Delgado and Girl in Modern Family: “I just wish you could see yourself through my eyes. Aw, you're such a good friend.” Right in the heart
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “And here's something I thought I'd never say. I'd rather box my daughter's husband than my son's.” Here's something I thought I'd never say.
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mug shots were cute.” Even her mug shots were cute.
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Come on, do you want to sit here being a loser, or do you want to watch me climb into an...” I vote for baby kangaroo
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind.” Dont hold back Sheldon
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't understand my food.” I don't understand my food.
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