• Madison Montgomery in American Horror Story: “We take the best boy parts and we build the perfect boyfriend.” We take the best boy parts
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So it's been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing.” No work, no meetings, no memos, nothing
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  • Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday. Let me go to Big Joe's for you.” Literally killed a guy last year.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.” That's where I live
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  • Ron Swanson and Waiter in Parks and Recreation: “I'll have the number 8. That's a party platter, sir. It serves twelve people.” Dont you dare question Ron lunch choices
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  • Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday. Let me go to Big Joe's for you.” I haven't had lunch since yesterday.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “It's more than a promise. It's a pinky promise.” It's more than a promise.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Don't make any sudden moves. Smart. Let's stand perfectly still and...” He's the one you want!
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that watermelon for anybody? It's for Halley. Is she gonna eat all of it?” She looks like Churchill
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Tam Nguyen in The Big Bang Theory: “I forgive you. But I didn't do anything. And yet here I am still being the bigger man.” Classic Sheldon
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