• Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Stewie, come on. You don't know how to use that thing. Oh, really? What if I hold it sideways...” You don't know how to use that thing
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  • Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Another beer ad with naked girls. I can tell this ad was made by men. Of course it was made by...” Another beer ad with naked girls
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  • Chris Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “What are you doing? I'm digging a hole. Why? 'Cause I like to sleep on my side.” Just Stewie
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  • Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Stewie, you're judgementally quoting Bible versus and you don't even know how to read.” Welcome my friend
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths.” Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.” The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick.” There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!” The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!” This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.” There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.
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