• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.” College is expensive but it's worth it.
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  • Old Man in The Simpsons: “Talkin' outta turn, that's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window, that's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals, that's a paddlin'.” Thats a paddlin
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  • Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Now, remember kids, the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class.” You must have a valentine card
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  • Foodie and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “We discovered Korean barbecue in this town. Uh, before the Koreans? Oh sure they cook it, but they...” We discovered Korean barbecue
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  • Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.? Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.” Who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.?
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  • Lurleen Lumpkin and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome! Hey!” You're as smart as you are handsome
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Wait, Dad, I've got something for you. Oh, I was hoping it'd be money.” I was hoping it'd be money.
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  • Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “It smells like the art teacher's office.” It smells like the art teacher's office.
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  • Ned Flanders in The Simpsons: “If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest.” If you can't handle me at my diddliest
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again. That's not the way she...” That's not the way she tells it.
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