• Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “I actually got out of a rough marriage not too long ago, so I... I think maybe we should take this slow.” We should take this slow
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “My concern is completely unemotional, trust me. You can bang that chick on your kitchen...” My concern is completely unemotional
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Well, last time I saw them, one of them was banging your mom, and the other one was high-fiving him.” For the last time where are your friends?
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus, Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “Please, watch my child for me. He just left his baby with two...” Please watch my child
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “What is that? That is uh Kermit the frog. I do not recognize the species.” I do not recognize the species.
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  • Jared Dunn, Richard Hendricks and Russ Hanneman in Silicon Valley: “We have already been turned down by every respectable VC in town.” Who said anything about respectable?
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  • Monica Hall, Richard Hendricks and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “At least this way, I'm still in the game. No. You mean, at least this way...” Ever heard of him?
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “Yao, I need you to give me 30% more output. I don't care how you do it. Just a thought, those kids don't look...” I need you to give me 30% more output
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “Cars depreciate 10% as soon as they fall of the truck. So if the card costs $100, well you just lost $10.” Did it cost $100?
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle and Jian Yang in Silicon Valley: “There better not be a Chinaman in my bed. That is racist. Yes. I am racist.” There better not be a Chinaman in my bed
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