• Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “After you sir. No, thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks, are from the...” After you sir.
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  • Kevin Malone in The Office: “I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here...” Dont worry Kevin
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “What are those stains? Blood, urine or semen. God, I hope it's urine.” What are those stains?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Both, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” Would I rather be feared or loved?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Please, please, do not drink and drive because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.” Do not drink and drive
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  • Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly in The Office: “Last night on Trading spouses... There's... have you seen it? No, I have a life.” I have a life.
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  • Pepper Saltzman in Modern Family: “This may shock you, but I don't have many friends. Express some shock Phil.” I don't have many friends.
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  • Janet in The Good Place: “The more human I become, the less things make sense. But that's part of the fun, right?” The answer of everything
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Eleanour, what if John had seen us? I'm scared, and yet somehow turned on?” Now who's doing the teaching?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “I don't normally cry at movies... But that one was pretty good... That girl was hot.” I am not even scared to get rebooted
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