• Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons: “I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.
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  • Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Uh, no you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.” You got the wrong number.
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  • Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!” You're as dumb as a mule
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Who's cuter now?” Who's cuter now?
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I love these lazy Saturdays. It's Wednesday, Homer.” I love these lazy Saturdays.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Look at this country.. U R Gay.” Look at this country
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “What is troubling you, my son? I mean, my girl son?” What is troubling you, my son?
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  • Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Managers manage, and players play. Do alligators alligate?” Managers manage, and players play.
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people...you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face.” You try to be nice to people
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