• Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic. Yeah that's like saying rappers are really poets.” I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “You ever just drive through a town and wonder Who the hell lives here?” You ever just drive through a town and wonder
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  • Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Peter, why did we stop? Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers. Peter, for God's sake, she's having a...” Why did we stop?
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  • Family Guy: “Will do moose stuff for money” Will do moose stuff for money
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  • Herbert in Family Guy: “You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine.” You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “You see, Meg. You're what they call a practice girl.” You can't give up sex.
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  • Herbert in Family Guy: “And don't you mouth off to me or I'll slap you right in your penis.” And don't you mouth off to me
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  • Lois Griffin and Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy: “Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet. I gotta confess, when you called me, I...” Thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “I got drunk and then got my picture taken, so that way when I get pulled over for drunk drivin' I look the same as...” I got drunk and then got my picture taken
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Jeez, Lois. I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer, telling jokes, and screwing around.” I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer
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