• Gamer Girl in The Simpsons: “If I win, I'll be the most famous girl gamer of all time. Also, if I lose.” If I win, I'll be the most famous girl gamer of all time.
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  • Need a hand?
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  • Will Truman in Will and Grace: “Why do I have to lead the fight? What, every time somebody says something remotely antigay, I have to jump in?” I'm not being defeatist.
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  • Don Burns in Man with a Plan: “I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation for me and Marcy. Marcy's going to the Bahamas and I'm going to...” I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation
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  • Excuse me!
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  • Raj Koothrappali and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “So you really think you can trick Sheldon into liking babies? I made him my bf.” So you really think you can trick Sheldon into liking babies?
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  • Priest in Young Sheldon: “When your days are over, God will never ask you 'Why weren't you Einstein?' But he might ask you 'Why weren't you Sheldon?'” When your days are over
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “As it is, he already thinks you're standoffish and aloof. His words, not mine. He also thinks you're a cold bitch.” He already thinks you're standoffish and aloof.
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  • Hedge Fund Jerk and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “This is an extremely professional workplace, and Seth's a really good guy.” Seth is a really good guy.
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  • This woman doesn’t see color
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