• Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Send nude pics of your heart to me.” Send nude pics of your heart to me.
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “Excuse me, what is the maximum number of books that I can check out? Is it 12,000?” What is the maximum number of books that I can check out?
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  • Matt in The Good Place: “I'm still waiting on a response to the request I filed for immediate suicide.” I'm still waiting on a response
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “My soulmate will be... books!” My soulmate will be... books!
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  • Trevor in The Good Place: “Yeah, but who are they gonna believe... me or a woman?” Who are they gonna believe?
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  • Michael and Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “You're in the good place, Tahani. Ooh, what a surprise! But yes, I accept.” You're in the good place, Tahani.
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.” Relatable
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  • Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks: “I don't need another friend. I already have two.” I don't need another friend.
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  • Lorne Malvo in Fargo: “Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren't.” Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home. Three cellphones in front of me. Fielding desperate calls from people who...” My perfect Valentine's Day?
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