• Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time when all the evidence points...” I can't do this anymore.
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  • Lily Aldrin and Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother: “Just be yourself. Say something nice. Which one? I can't do both.” Just be yourself. Say something nice.
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  • Marshall Eriksen and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “You live in Ohio, right? All right, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.” You live in Ohio, right?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Think of me as Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro.” Think of me as Yoda.
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  • Stella Zinman and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Ted, you're staring at my boobs. In my defense, they were staring at me.” You're staring at my boobs.
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “You can't get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs. It's a scientific fact.” You can't get over a woman until
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  • Ted Mosby and Dr. Sarah O'Brien in How I Met Your Mother: “Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night? Actually, I am getting married on...” Do you wanna have dinner with me?
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  • Sheila and Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “I'm pregnant. Are you sure you're not just getting fat?” I'm pregnant.
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  • Marshall Eriksen and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “What color are her eyes? The color of the ocean after a storm. Which is..? Beautiful.” What color are her eyes?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong.” Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect
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