• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The three sentences to get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!” I know I’ve gotten through life saying those phrases.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don't win friends with salad.” You don't win friends with salad.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.” Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.” I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You are usually in a good mood because you have sex. Jake, it takes more than just sex to...” It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't wait to marry you.” I can't wait to marry you.
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” Seven days a week
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “And what does my little girl want? An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.” Make that two
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny...” They always travel in groups of five
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  • Winston Bishop and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Would you consider us adorable? No! We're adult men. We're cute.” Would you consider us adorable?
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