• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time just like that. You could wake up dead tomorrow.” Don't let Krusty's death get you down
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  • Simone Garnett and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Great news, everyone! The funding from the neuroscience department came through!” Great news, everyone!
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  • Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.” Hello there
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  • Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when Oprah came...” Probably Oprah
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.” Have you ever seen sex from above?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying, and I am not dying, my friend.” The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
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  • Kevin in Kevin can wait: “I will ride it 116 times. I thrive in this environment. I'm not afraid.” I thrive in this environment
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You know I love you, so will you please relax because you're driving me crazy.” Ahhh, for the first time
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  • Hannah Morganthal and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat. Girls can't hold me for too long...” Boys can't hold me for too long
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour. I know, that’s why I...” In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
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