• Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which...” You don't need people’s opinion on a fact.
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  • Barry in The Goldbergs: “Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?! This is ridiculous!” Every day, no way
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” What I hear when I'm being yelled at
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  • Jack and Victor in A.P. BIO: “Seems like one of you ought to give up the perm. But what about when we get separated at church or Six Flags?” We always look for the curl
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  • Rachel Zane and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “New dress? What can I say? It deserved me.” New dress?
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me? I would love to.” Will you share this toothbrush holder with me?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Watch a sunrise at least once a day.” Watch a sunrise
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Everybody’s getting some but me.” Everyone but me
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  • Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I was legally dead for two full minutes. And I met God. Tight. What did she look like?” What did she look like?
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