• Lucifer in Supernatural: “Narcissistic Personality Disorder… Okay, now this one I could have.” Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.” Marry someone who
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “What's the opposite of thank you? I'm pretty sure it ends in you.” What's the opposite of "thank you"?
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I'm like dropping hints that I'm single. I'm single.” I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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  • Beverly and Pops in The Goldbergs: “You are using ten dollar bills as coasters! I ran out of Fives!” Pops living the high life
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you want to stop? I know you have trouble with eye contact. It's easier around people that...” The Intimacy Acceleration
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things...” Alcohol is poison.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.” Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.
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  • Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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