• Jason Mendoza and Janet in The Good Place: “And to Janet! The best robot. Not a robot. Girl! Not a girl. And straight up hottie!” The best robot.
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  • Shawn in The Good Place: “But then I remembered...I'm a naughty bitch.” But then I remembered
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it.” Girl, you are a messy bench
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  • Michael and Janet in The Good Place: “Janet, what’s a food that people think they enjoy but that’s also kind of a bummer? Frozen yogurt.” How dare you making fun of this low carb delight
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “I won this ugly yellow toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen.” Who doesn’t love them?
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  • Dexter Morgan in Dexter: “Be careful what you think you know about someone. You're probably wrong.” Be careful what you think you know about someone.
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  • Janet and Michael in The Good Place: “How's Jason? Is he still cute? He looks about the same. That sounds cute!” Is he still cute?
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  • Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Suck a dick. Trying to, but he won't text back.” Suck a dick
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    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    I've only had Arlo for a day and a half
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  • Do I even weigh anything to you?
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