• Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.” Jason's making me watch this horror film
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Because you refer to lovemaking as pounding it out.” Because you refer to lovemaking as "pounding it out."
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “He has massive amounts of unearned confidence and he's utterly unaware of his own absurdity.” That would also describe a sexy skyscraper I know.
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.” Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “And if you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.” If you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how you got Beyonce.” Anything in the universe can be up to 104% perfect.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Son of a bench.” Son of a bench.
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “You're just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.” You're just like those childhood bullies
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “A selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...” Me too!
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Why don't I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves? No, it's annoying, and I'm right not to.” Why don't I ever listen to people
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