• Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Jake, that sounded really bad, is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine. I'm talking to you.” Everything's fine.
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You and Santiago are cute, I'll put you in a boat. You'll put us in a what?” You and Santiago are cute
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  • Terry Jeffords, Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Also, IT says the Internet is down. What? No! I just clicked a link that said...” The Internet is down
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Whore I'm great on skates.” Whore I'm great on skates.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.” You think you can just bully people but you can't
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  • Jake Peralta and Kevin Cozner in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “And you know, in a weird way, I'm going to miss out little house. Yes, and in an even...” In a weird way
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  • Adrian Pimento and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Someone's been following me for two days. White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing...” Someone's been following me for two days.
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris? Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? Brown? Cross? Is it a non-Chris?” What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris?
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  • Jake Peralta and Soren in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Please, you're just pissed we cracked the case wide open and you've got nada.” Me after a five minutes on duolingo
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.” The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.
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