• Endy and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What do you want? Just take your cheapest whiskey and pour it into your nearest glass. That's a drink.” What do you want?
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  • Amy Santiago, Scully and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?” Halloween is the worst.
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  • Rosa Diaz and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What makes you think I'm upset? The giant hole you carved into the table. Oops. Didn't notice.” What makes you think I'm upset?
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Just got off the phone with the brass. It doesn't look good. They're still trying to...” It doesn't look good.
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  • Captain Ray and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines.” One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump
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  • Charles Boyle and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Try being more descriptive. I know you love Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?” Try being more descriptive.
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  • Jake Peralta and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.” It better not be pregnancy-related
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  • Jake Peralta and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How? What are you talking about?” Well thats a mess
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  • Captain Ray Holt, Jake Peralta and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Unfortunately, we can't just arrest Figgis, because he has a man inside...” We have a lead
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  • Jake and Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, do you happen to know my blood type? Yeah. B positive. Well, guessed wrong. Hey, Craig?” Do you happen to know my blood type?
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