• Eleanor Shellstrop and Janet in The Good Place: “Hey, Janet? Hi, there. Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?” Hey, Janet?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Janet in The Good Place: “Hey, robot slave lady? Busty Alexa? Oh, Janet? Hi, there.” Busty Alexa?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Mindy St. Claire in The Good Place: “Chidi, Janet, we're leaving. I am taking this with me. Oh, no. It's my only copy. Don't.” I love that perv
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  • Janet and Michael in The Good Place: “Hello, Architect, please enter your four-digit pin. It's my, uh...my birth year. I got to change that.” Please enter your four-digit pin
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “What country am I from? Is it racist if I say Africa? Yes, and Africa is not a country.” Is it racist if I say Africa?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “Somebody forked up. Why can't I say fork? If you're trying of course, you can't here.” Somebody forked up.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Looks like you had a good night. I did. You and Jason. Imagine that. To be fair, I have.” Jason and Tahani do look deliciouis
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “Is it possible you get angry from time to time because you're always wearing...” Maybe
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  • Luke Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you don't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.” You can't say that.
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  • Manny Delgado, Female neighbour and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Hello Ma'am. Do you love Christmas? Actually, I'm Jewish.” Oh, jeez
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