• Jake Peralta and Judge in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “But...but...but... One more but and you will be in contempt. One more 'but' and you're contempt...” Name of your sextape
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life. I mean, I've solved a...” I've never been more proud of you
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  • Gina Linetti and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss. What?” You want me to teach you how to kiss
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I borrowed 3000$ from my walking group friend Ruth. I accidently knocked up a woman.” I borrowed 3000$ from my walking group friend Ruth
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You stay the hell away from my walking group! The walking group meant nothing to me.” You stay the hell away from my walking group
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  • Amy Santiago and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “My first order as Sergeant, Tell me I look dope. You look dope!” My first order as Sergeant
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  • Negotiator and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “It's hard to be a negotiator! Of my first 50 jumpers 49 died. You only talked down one person? No.” It's hard to be a negotiator!
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  • Charles Boyle and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Do I look like Jake to you? No, not at all. Then why are you trying to screw me?” Do I look like Jake to you?
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  • Kyle Spencer and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I...love...you. I love you, too.” I...love...you.
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Being drunk adds value to everything else in life.” Being drunk adds value to everything else in life.
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