• Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I’m so annoyed, I got this stroller and I’m trying to put it together.” That’s when it gets so much easier.
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  • Scott Disick and Kylie Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I don't even think she knows what gluten is! I don't, do you? No. Does anybody?” I don't even think she knows what gluten is!
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  • Scott Disick and Kylie Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Did she tell you the big news? Are you pregnant?! Isn't she always?” Are you pregnant?!
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kanye went to jail, they arrested him...and you know, you get to make one call in jail...so...” Kanye went to jail, they arrested him
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  • Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Why don’t we have the chemistry that Leo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet had in titanic?” We’re not in a movie!
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Precious in Friends: “Susie...Can I call you Susie? My name is Precious. I can't say that.” Can I call you Susie?
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  • Friends: “One, don't pick up the phone. Two, don't let him in. Three, don't be his friend.” You know the rules
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Monica Geller in Friends: “I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer. Your mother killed herself.” I had a hard life
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  • Chandler Bing and Rachel Green in Friends: “Bravo on the hot nanny. What? You really think she's hot? If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me...” Bravo on the hot nanny.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Molly in Friends: “I wish I had a nanny like you. You mean, when you were a baby? Yeah, sure.” I wish I had a nanny like you.
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