The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!
There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.
This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested.
This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!
You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!
This lamb is so undercooked a Swedish man could make love to it!
The only man who would ever tell a woman to get out of the kitchen.
Give it to her in bed
If you think I'm going to marry a chef,