• We are not staying at Moe's. Maggie's already drunk on the fumes. And she's a mean drunk.
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  • Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's time for bed. You can't have fun in bed. Oh, son, when you're older, you'll...” You can't have fun in bed.
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  • Bart Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Look at me, I'm a grad student! I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year!” Look at me, I'm a grad student!
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can't buy you a decent wedding ring. Any ring is fine as long as it's from you. Oh.” I can't buy you a decent wedding ring
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  • Groundskeeper Willie in The Simpsons: “No man should outlive his bees. They're stinging God now.” No man should outlive his bees.
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing bees are trying to have sex with them, as I understand it.” What a day
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly, and dead.” I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly
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  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Jesus. Alice is going full Harry Potter part seven/eight over there.” Jesus
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Pearl Sunderland in The Magicians: “You teach me...and I know there's a few things I can teach you,too.” I don't think that would be appropriate
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  • Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “We used to be glamorous, amazing mega bitches. And now.. We have depth and.. character.” We used to be glamorous
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