• Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.” This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.
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  • Alex Dunphy, Haley Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Any time a woman challenges a man in any way, she's crazy. Did she, like, give you...” She is crazy
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Who is this God that denies us a baby, then gets a party girl pregnant, only to have her...” Who is he?
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Do you know how much this costs? No. How much? Don't change the subject.” You know how much this costs?
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  • Jay Pritchett and Manny Delgado in Modern Family: “You took a 3 hour hap yesterday. I was tired from the marathon. The Downtown Abbey marathon.” You took a 3 hour hap yesterday.
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  • Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “You do stuff with her all the time and you don't ask for my permission.” You do stuff with her all the time
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “He has grown up drinking from a breast bigger than his head! I don't think he scares easy.” He will be traumatized
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I was able to raise two fully functional kids! You have two kids that I don't know...” Two fully functional kids!
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  • Manny Delgado and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “My God I'm normal. Trust me kid. No one says that about you.” My God I'm normal.
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  • Jay Pritchett and Seler in Modern Family: “Excuse me where do you keep the diapers? You are trying to be funny? We have larger sizes.” Where do you keep the diapers?
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