• Haley Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.” I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Why are you picking on me? Pick on Mitchell, he's playing the flute! Or at least I hope he is...” Pick on Mitchell
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Ohh Mitchel! Who's Mitchel? I'm Magic Mitch.” Ohh Mitchel!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “And it's so easy. Look, first, you make the little man, then you tie the rope around it's throat.” How to tie a shoe, columbian style
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “What drives Jay Pritchett? A desire never to repeat himself. Let me do that again.” What drives Jay Pritchett?
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  • Manny Delgado in Modern Family: “Joke all you want, but this looks good on an application to NYU or UCLA...or KFC.” Burn
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I know people think I'm crazy. It's just more fun believing even when no one else does. Anyone can be a doubter.” I loved this
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  • Luke Dunphy and Manny Delgado in Modern Family: “Manny, you and I are going to college. You sure are, buddy. Who cares what that guidance...” We are going to college
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “I can't believe I'm saying this, once again, in only seven years of marriage, but please put the gun down.” Not again!
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Luke, um, there's no easy way to ask this. Are you in a boy band?” There's no easy way to ask this
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