• Claire Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “I could not leave it in the street. Take care of it. I'm not gonna kill a dog.” Take care of it.
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  • Coop and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Man shouldn't lie with another man. Unless they really love each other!” Man shouldn't lie with another man.
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  • Manny Delgado and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I didn't throw a party! It's true, he can't throw anything!” I didn't throw a party!
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Mitchell, there's a pile of little orange hairs on your keyboard. You're picking your eyebrows again, Stop that.” Stop it!
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Don't upset yourself. No, you are upsetting myself!” Don't upset yourself.
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “I can't sleep when I'm angry. Never could. And there's something very wrong with people who can.” Can't sleep when I'm angry.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “What's the rush? She's 8 years old. Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a...” She's 8 years old
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You're being so understanding. It's so unlike you. Are you secretly mad? Are you lulling me into a false sense of...” You're being so understanding.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “She could lose a couple of pounds, anyways. Thank God you don't have a daughter.” She could lose a couple of pounds
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “What's going on here? I could cut the tension with my machete.” I'm not even surprised she has one.
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