• Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “She happens to be my best friend!! Yeah, like Tom and Jerry are best friends!” She happens to be my best friend!!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “Pull! She won't budge! The only explanation is that somebody snuck into my closet...” Same thing happened to me!
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  • Fireman in Modern Family: “This is the second kitchen fire in two months. We love that you're a fan, but maybe you should just buy a calendar.” He does look kinda cute
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Stop. You know the rules. Helmet. Off with you.” You know the rules.
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “It was the longest I've been without a phone since phones. It was hard at first -- the twitching thumbs, the...” It was the longest I've been without a phone
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Did you hit something we can talk about? Or should I hose the front and find a body shop that doesn't ask questions?” Wouldn't be the first time
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You getting hurt is the worst possible thing that can happen to me.” Everyone deserves a Phil in his her life
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I don't trust lakes. Where I come from, this is where we dump drugs or dead bodies.” Gloria being Gloria!
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  • Luke Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “In hindsight, I should have pulled my head out before I nailed the post back in. Live and learn.” Live and learn.
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  • Danielle in Modern Family: “Are you mansplaining mansplaining to me?” Are you mansplaining "mansplaining" to me?
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