• Adam Burns in Man with a Plan: “But you can't cuddle with an angry spoon. That's just a fork.” You can't cuddle with an angry spoon.
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  • Adam Burns and Lowell in Man with a Plan: “Am I crazy or did he just say something helpful? I'm as stunned as you are.” Am I crazy or did he just say something helpful?
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  • Haley Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Where are my keys? Oh, they’re right there on the makeup table. Oh, honey… That’s a desk.” The makup table
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Your aunt Lily died? No, the family pig. We named our daughter after a pig?” Your aunt Lily died?
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists?” About dreamers and realists
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  • Claire Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Sometimes I just think my job is to make sure you guys don't fall on your faces.” That's a hard job in the dunphy house.
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  • Cameron in Modern Family: “We are about to get to know one another on a deeper, more personal level. I think you all know what the bowl is for. No!” We are about to get to know one another
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  • Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “We get to be 17 again, when we were just a couple of wide-eyed virgins. Shut up!” We get to be 17 again
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times.” I am brave
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  • Claire Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Were you drinking? Mom, do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking, I say No, and...” Were you drinking?
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