• Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know...” No one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do.
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “So, you and Leonard. Little misunderstanding, huh? A little misunderstanding?” Little misunderstanding
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Apple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?” Same goes for salades
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish, and the occasional steak. I LOVE steak.” I'm a vegetarian.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Some people say Love is stronger than the miles between you. When I rise to power...” Love is stronger than the miles between you.
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  • Meg Griffin and Death in Family Guy: “You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. Well that would just leave England.” You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
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  • Peter Griffin and Meg Griffin in Family Guy: “Hey, Lois, if I was gonna kill myself, do I slit my wrists this way or this way?” If I was gonna kill myself
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  • Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy: “We all know what's going on here. It's just implied but we all know what's going on in this thought bubble.” We all know what's going on here.
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  • Jesus and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Alright, so heh, I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways? Hey, Judas. He ordered like 5 margaritas, all you...” I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways?
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  • Jonathan Weed and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Are you sleeping on the job? No. There's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.” Are you sleeping on the job?
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