• Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “I've never seen nerds swarm like this before! We're not typically a clustering people.” I've never seen nerds swarm like this before!
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  • Jay Pritchett and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Why can't you buy your mushrooms at a store, like a normal person? Store-bought mushrooms?” Store-bought mushrooms?
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  • Luke Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “We could cut her leg off. Think about how fast you would run with a robot leg.” We could cut her leg off.
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  • Grace Adler in Will and Grace: “I'm just reading some old letters Nathan wrote me. Listen to this one, it's beautiful. We...We need milk.” Listen to this one, it's beautiful.
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Well, I feel a little bit uncomfortable. All of these gay eyes on me. Judging me. Undressing me.” I feel a little bit uncomfortable
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  • Grace Adler in Will and Grace: “What?! Will, what is the point of having a gay best friend, if you're not gonna dress me?” What is the point
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  • Grace Adler in Will and Grace: “Do whatever you want, 'cause today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whoppings, and I'm all out of lollipops.” Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whoppings
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  • Grace Adler, Karen Walker and Will Truman in Will and Grace: “When I was a little girl, I didn't think that I could ever be president, and do you...” I didn't think that I could ever be president
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  • Grace Adler and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “You're, well, maybe a little bit racist. How dare you call me a racist! A homophobe? Maybe.” You're a little bit racist.
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I told him how I felt, he invalidated those feelings, and then I washed down my rage with several vodka martinis...” I told him how I felt
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