• Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, maybe what's in my pants will change your mind. It's a list of this year's panelists.”
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Our babies will be smart and beautiful. Not to mention imaginary.” Smart and beautiful
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “You look like a prostitute for wizards.” You look like a prostitute for wizards.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls. Aw. Martha Stewart and...” I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls.
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  • Nancy and Josh in Weeds: “You listen, you stay away from my customer base, you don’t deal to kids. They’re too young to bleed, they’re too young...” Don’t deal to kids
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?” Classic Homer
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Say cheese!” Say cheese!
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “They’re treating him like he’s Season 5 Walter White when he’s barely Episode 1 Jesse Pinkman.” John Oliver on mandatory minimum sentences
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “She's on a flip phone, Jess. She's either poor or a time traveler.”
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.” Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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