• Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Just, just just - what do you want, a fucking medal?” What do you want, a fucking medal?
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Are you gonna eat that whole pie? Maybe. Why not? Who do I have in my life to...” Did you watch Bridget Jones again?
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “There's clearly no such search engine as bing. Or maybe there is. I don't know.” There's clearly no such search engine as "bing"
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You know what the problem is? The women, the drinking... you guys look at me and you think it's easy.” You know what the problem is?
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  • Donna and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “We got charged 90 bucks for four tubs of muscle milk protein powder. That was me.” Muscle milk protein powder
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  • Beatrice and Dodo in Another Period: “Mother, I can't be in danger with God protecting me. It's not always as black and white as that... Yes, it is.” It's not always as black and white
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Maybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents. Then maybe baldness will...” Maybe this will become a cool thing
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  • Sheila Sazs and Louis Litt in Suits: “Room 405. 9:00 p.m. tomorrow. Bring coconut oil, a ski mask, and duct tape. Fear never felt so good.” Freaky Deaky!
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  • Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “Okay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble...” Penny and Hubble
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I dont understand horror movies. If you want horror, have a couple of kids.” I dont understand horror movies
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