• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.” A woman is like a beer
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  • Sheldon and Mr Londy in Young Sheldon: “I was told you're the head of the drama department. Mm. And the girls volleyball coach, which, between...” I was told you're the head of the drama department
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  • Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!” Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
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  • Penny, Solemniser and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Leonard, you're not only the love of my life but you're my best friend.” We stick together
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  • Leah in American Horror Story: “The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful.” The Devil is real.
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  • Lucas Sinclair and Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things: “[sighs] How much further? I don't know. These only tell direction, not distance.” How much further?
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  • Castiel in Supernatural: “I need your help. It seems this is gonna involve talking to people.” I am Cass, Cass is me.
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  • Kevin Malone in The Office: “Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake?” Enough is enough!
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  • Jared Dunn and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Then I'll go find some hoes to prioritize behind you. Are you trying to say Bros before hoes?” It's about friendship
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went ... I once went 28 years without having sex.” No willpower
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