• Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “I think you're over-thinking it. I think you're under-thinking it.” I think you're over-thinking it.
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  • The Office: “A Real Man swallows his vomit when a lady is present” A Real Man
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  • The Office: “Very Funny Jim” Very Funny Jim
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  • Stanley Hudson in The Office: “The doctor said if i can't find a new Way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.” The doctor said
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  • Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant. I think he means smug. Arrogance. Michael, I'm just trying to...” Smudge and arrogant
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?” Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Does it?
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  • Stanley Hudson and Oscar Martinez in The Office: “I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake...” Why don't you just have an apple?
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  • Ryan Howard in The Office: “I'm such a perfectionist that I'd kinda rather not do it at all, than do a crappy version.” I'm such a perfectionist
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  • Pete Miller and Darryl Philbin in The Office: “All right, this next one goes to Darryl. For pocket dialing a customer while having sex.” Player's gotta play
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