• Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm, would ya?” I'm too tired to slap you.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight perspiration and two percent attention to detail.” Phil’s-Osophy 11
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing Let it Go!” This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
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  • Constance Langdon in American Horror Story: “Now I understand. Tragedy was preparing me for something greater. Every loss that came before was a...” Tragedy was preparing me for something greater.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Oh, sorry. Did I get ya? No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!” Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
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  • Sarah and Ari Gold in Entourage: “I hate this, I’m starving. Now you know what mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for daddy.” I hate this, I’m starving.
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  • Anu and Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You have a drinking problem. No, I have a talking problem, and a drinking solution.” Raj, you have a drinking problem.
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  • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Mark the day, Gina. May 18th at 4:00 p.m. Oh, honey. We're well into October. Really?” Happy May 18th everybody!
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  • Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’ve often needed protection from your own vagina.” Protection from your own vag
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  • Terry Jeffords, Amy Santiago and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Apparently he's on an important call with the Albanian president.” So which one is it?
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