• Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “No, I'm fine... I'm just- Okay, that's cancer! That's gotta be death. Death is coming!” No, I'm fine
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  • Haley Dunphy and Gavin Sinclair in Modern Family: “I have edge. You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen.” I have edge
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Taxi! You see, they don't stop because I'm Latina! Or because that was just a yellow...” Taxi!
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Aw. Cam! Oh please, do not blame me. We always knew there was a...” Don't blame me
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  • Alex Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Any time a woman challenges a man in any way, suddenly, she's crazy. So what did she do that was...” Suddenly, she's crazy.
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  • Captain, Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Yeah, so walk away, grandpa. Nobody calls him grandpa! I do.” Yeah, so walk away, grandpa.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “He’s got this almost scientific mind with a thirst for knowledge. He’s like this little Einstein. Some people ask why?” Almost like Einstein
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “You need to learn how to stand up for yourself. Do you know how easy that is for you...” You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “So, Lily, tell me more about this Patrick. He likes the swings, he sits by...” Then what is the problem?
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.” I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.
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