• Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Dear Lord, for what I 'm about to receive, may I not be poisoned, for the fourth time in four months.” Dear Lord
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  • Ned Stark in Game of Thrones: “Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.” Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.” I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.
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  • Joanna and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Bing? That's a great name. Thanks. It's gaelic for thy turkey's done.” Is it?
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I hate the ocean! That's where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door.” I hate the ocean!
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “To my brilliant daughter... So, NOT you.” To my brilliant daughter
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I'm gonna go and do homework. Don't knock unless it's an actual emergency. Not a spider.” Don't knock unless it's an emergency.
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  • Jonah and Amy in Veep: “Looks who it is, everybody, It's your favorite Jonah! You're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah.” Your mom
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  • Mr. Burns and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “So, what do you think of today's popular music scene? I think it distracts people from more...” Chill Lisa, chill
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  • Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing and others in Friends: “Chandler, what are you doing? Chandler! oh my god! You're smoking again?” Chandler, what are you doing?
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