• Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Dance until your feet hurt, sing until your lungs hurt, act until you’re William Hurt.” Dance until your feet hurt
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  • Louis Litt in Suits: “Thank you, Donna, for putting your anger on hold long enough to help me salvage the single most important non-feline...” Thank you Donna
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  • Harvey Specter and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Help me. Hug back.” Help me.
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  • Sean Cahill and Harvey Specter in Suits: “Well, if it's an invitation to your birthday party, I think I'm busy that day. That's too bad.” I think I'm busy that day.
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  • Tommy and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “It’s hot in here. Or is it just me? It’s a kitchen you donut.” It's hot in here. Or is it just me?
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't play the odds, I play the man.” I don't play the odds, I play the man.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right...” A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.” History of mental illness?
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  • Violet Harmon and Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you. Go away, Tate. No, no, don't do this. Go away!” I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Phil’s-Osophy. A hardbound collection of all the life lessons i’ve learned.” A hardbound collection
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