• Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Please. Amy when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal...” The truth is, I don't know what I feel
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!” Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!” I wouldn't trust you running a bath
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “The greatest country on Earth. You hear that Denmark? You go fuck yourself!” The greatest country on Earth
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  • Krill Commander and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “Give me the device or I will destroy your ship! Could you move a couple steps to the right?” Could you move a couple steps to the right?
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  • Kid and Tony in After Life: “Pedo! I'm not a Pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby, little ginger cunt.” Pedo!
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which...” You don't need people’s opinion on a fact.
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  • Barry in The Goldbergs: “Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?! This is ridiculous!” Every day, no way
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” What I hear when I'm being yelled at
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