• Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I'm gonna go punch a wall with my head.” I'm gonna go punch a wall
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “I used to have a breakup routine. Champagne and Alanis Morissette. Not the actual singer.” I used to have a breakup routine
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  • Dr. Linkletter and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Just a warning, today's lecture is rather advanced. Don't worry, if you get confused, I'll...” Just a warning
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  • Michael and Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Tahani was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee. Well, I lost that battle with...” I'll be damned
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  • Judge and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Although you can't erase that booty. Know what I'm sayin', blondie? All due respect, your Honor...” You can't erase that booty.
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  • The Good Place: “New whatsapp stickers right now”
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Babies aren't supposed to smoke!” Babies aren't supposed to smoke!
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  • Brooke Thomps and Montana Duke in American Horror Story: “It-it's me. It's Brooke. Why are you sleeping with a knife? I have a suspicious nature.” Why are you sleeping with a knife?
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “The man you call Donkey Doug is your father? The Donkey Doug who's banned from Disney World...” Donkey Doug is your father
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “We weren't truthful. There's an old Chinese proverb Lies are like tigers. They are bad.” Lies are like tigers.
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